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marți, 29 iunie 2010
miercuri, 23 iunie 2010
luni, 21 iunie 2010
:)
Cercetatorii au descoperit un fel de mancare ce reduce apetitul sexual al unei femei cu 90% pentru totdeauna. Se numeste tort de nunta.
joi, 17 iunie 2010
horaaaay
A venit vacanta cu trenul din Franta!
in sfarsit pot zice ca a trecut o saptamana de vacanta, parca s-a dus prea repede...mai sunt aproape 3 luni care vor zbura ca gandul.
as vrea sa fac atatea vara asta, dar parca situatia nu ma prea incanta.
o sa las totul sa curga de la sine, cine stie pe unde ajung?:))
poate o sa va scriu din vama:D
luni, 14 iunie 2010
breakin' ties
i'm feelin' blue..
incep sa revin la ceea ce eram odata..
se pare ca nu m-am schimbat deloc.
am luat doar o pauza de mine...
duminică, 13 iunie 2010
sex
Ce este sexul?
- Dupa medici este o boala, pentru ca ajungi tot timpul la pat.
- Dupa avocati, este o injustitie, pentru ca intotdeauna este unul deasupra, altul dedesubt.
- Dupa politicieni este democratie perfecta, pentru ca se bucura atat cel de deasupra, cat si cel de dedesubt.
- Dupa economisti este o investitie proasta, pentru ca e mai mult ceea ce intra, decat ceea ce iese.
- Dupa matematicieni, este ecuatia perfecta, pentru ca femeia ridica membrul la maxima putere, il inchide intre paranteze, ii extrage factorul comun si-l reduce apoi la expresia minima.
miercuri, 9 iunie 2010
click si se face mare!
un an?:o
iata-ma ajunsa oficial in clasa a12-a.
a mai trecut un an.
si acusica se face si un an de cand MJ a trecut in nefiinta? cand?! timpul asta se contracta si parca nici nu-l mai simti.
o sa urmeze o vara lunga si grea...
luni, 7 iunie 2010
iarba
vorbeam cu andra la telefon zilele astea si la un moment dat se aude acel zgomot caracteristic inregistrarii telefoanelor.
ce ma trezesc eu sa zic:
auzi andra, nu vorbi de iarba ca-mi asculta telefonu:))
duminică, 6 iunie 2010
joi, 3 iunie 2010
curiozitati despre corpul uman part 6
100 Pielea cantareste in medie cam de 2 ori cat creierul aceleiasi persoane.
101 Plamanul drept primeste mai mult aer decat cel stang.
102 Precum amprentele si fulgii de zapada, buzele nu lasa urme identice.
103 Puse cap la cap venele, arterele si capilarele unui adult ar ajunge pentru inconjurul Pamantului de aproape patru ori.
104 Sarutul vindeca. Cercetarile au aratat ca sarutul imbunatateste aspectul pielii, ajuta circulatia, previne cariile si alina durerile de cap.
105 Secretam circa un litru de saliva pe zi si inghitim in mediu de doua ori pe minut.
106 Stomacul trebuie sa-si refaca membrana mucoasa de protectie la fiecare 3 zile pentru a evita autodigerarea cauzata de proprii acizi.
107 Sunt necesare aproximativ 200.000 de incruntari pentru aparitia unui rid permanent deasupra sprancenelor.
108 Toti bebelusii se nasc cu ochii albastri. Dupa cateva ore de la nastere, culoarea se poate schimba. Majoritatea oamenilor ajung pana la urma sa aiba ochi de alta culoare.
109 Un barbat obisnuit mananca in jur de 50 de tone de alimente de-a lungul vietii pentru a mentine o greutate de 80 de kg.
110 Un creier uman genereaza mai multe impulsuri electrice intr-o zi decat toate telefoanele din lume.
111 Un fir de par poate suporta o greutate de 3Kg (6 lb).
112 Un om face intr-un an aproximativ 2,5 milioane de pasi.
113 Un om normal, va elimina aproximativ 41.640 litri de urina.
114 Un simplu sarut pune in miscare doi muschi, un sarut pasional solicita toti cei 34 de muschi ai fetei.
115 Un stranut iese din gura cu o viteza de peste 965 km/h.
116 Unghia de la degetul mare creste cel mai incet iar cea de la degetul mijlociu cel mai repede
117 Urechile pot distinge peste 300 000 de tonalitati.
118 Zilnic, avem in jur de 70 000 de ganduri.
119 70% din caldura corpului se pierde prin cutia craniana.
120 70% din corpul omenesc este format din apa. La nastere, 80% din greutatea totata a unui nou nascut reprezinta 80% apa.
101 Plamanul drept primeste mai mult aer decat cel stang.
102 Precum amprentele si fulgii de zapada, buzele nu lasa urme identice.
103 Puse cap la cap venele, arterele si capilarele unui adult ar ajunge pentru inconjurul Pamantului de aproape patru ori.
104 Sarutul vindeca. Cercetarile au aratat ca sarutul imbunatateste aspectul pielii, ajuta circulatia, previne cariile si alina durerile de cap.
105 Secretam circa un litru de saliva pe zi si inghitim in mediu de doua ori pe minut.
106 Stomacul trebuie sa-si refaca membrana mucoasa de protectie la fiecare 3 zile pentru a evita autodigerarea cauzata de proprii acizi.
107 Sunt necesare aproximativ 200.000 de incruntari pentru aparitia unui rid permanent deasupra sprancenelor.
108 Toti bebelusii se nasc cu ochii albastri. Dupa cateva ore de la nastere, culoarea se poate schimba. Majoritatea oamenilor ajung pana la urma sa aiba ochi de alta culoare.
109 Un barbat obisnuit mananca in jur de 50 de tone de alimente de-a lungul vietii pentru a mentine o greutate de 80 de kg.
110 Un creier uman genereaza mai multe impulsuri electrice intr-o zi decat toate telefoanele din lume.
111 Un fir de par poate suporta o greutate de 3Kg (6 lb).
112 Un om face intr-un an aproximativ 2,5 milioane de pasi.
113 Un om normal, va elimina aproximativ 41.640 litri de urina.
114 Un simplu sarut pune in miscare doi muschi, un sarut pasional solicita toti cei 34 de muschi ai fetei.
115 Un stranut iese din gura cu o viteza de peste 965 km/h.
116 Unghia de la degetul mare creste cel mai incet iar cea de la degetul mijlociu cel mai repede
117 Urechile pot distinge peste 300 000 de tonalitati.
118 Zilnic, avem in jur de 70 000 de ganduri.
119 70% din caldura corpului se pierde prin cutia craniana.
120 70% din corpul omenesc este format din apa. La nastere, 80% din greutatea totata a unui nou nascut reprezinta 80% apa.
marți, 1 iunie 2010
bond 'bout justin bieber
So let's begin...
Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. His voice sounds like a young girl's. Some of his most well known songs are One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, basically all about girls or love, however the songs sound more proper for possibly, a more mature male singer or rapper. Also, in his song one time, he happens to repeat one time many more times than once. Just to sum this definition up, he's a 15 year old boy who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty and sings love songs to impress girls.
That was just an introduction, now let's count 'em.
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Now I will quote from possible FANS:
1) OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!
2) QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
3) OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
4) No way, this 15 year old prepubescent boy is soo dreamy.
5) OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
Of course there can be many more just don't wanna be more HARSH.
Let's go back in time... back for a while see what we can find, oh yes...
*Years ago*
Girls: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girls: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my mum didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
This is the life we live in no matter how hard we will try to understand girls these days they will always be the same.
Cheers.
Bond
Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. His voice sounds like a young girl's. Some of his most well known songs are One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, basically all about girls or love, however the songs sound more proper for possibly, a more mature male singer or rapper. Also, in his song one time, he happens to repeat one time many more times than once. Just to sum this definition up, he's a 15 year old boy who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty and sings love songs to impress girls.
That was just an introduction, now let's count 'em.
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Now I will quote from possible FANS:
1) OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!
2) QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
3) OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
4) No way, this 15 year old prepubescent boy is soo dreamy.
5) OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
Of course there can be many more just don't wanna be more HARSH.
Let's go back in time... back for a while see what we can find, oh yes...
*Years ago*
Girls: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girls: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my mum didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
This is the life we live in no matter how hard we will try to understand girls these days they will always be the same.
Cheers.
Bond
one time
o sa radeti de mine ca am ajuns sa ascult asa ceva.
si daca tot a fost requested o sa pun justin bieber, singura melodie care imi place si pe care o fredonez in secret de fiecare data in mintea mea : one time.
si daca tot a fost requested o sa pun justin bieber, singura melodie care imi place si pe care o fredonez in secret de fiecare data in mintea mea : one time.
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