miercuri, 21 octombrie 2009

cine esti cu adevarat?

Tot ceea ce trebuie sa faci este sa ai rabdare sa citesti fiecare intrebare si sa subliniezi ceea ce ai facut. eu am fost sincera cu voi .astept ca si voi sa fiti sinceri cu mine.


Have you ever…

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain.
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelight bath with someone.
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree.
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars.
21) Changed a baby’s diaper.
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb.
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed (parasailing – a sport in which you wear a parachute and are pulled behind a motor boat in order to sail through the air)
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86?ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

duminică, 4 octombrie 2009

cinci intrebari existentiale fara raspuns

1. Partea de univers “lipsa la inventar”

In Univers nu exista decat masa si energie. Numai ca nici dintr-una, nici din cealalta categorie nu putem detecta decat un mic procentaj. Oamenii de stiinta estimeaza ca 96 la suta din Univers lipseste la apel. Partii care lipseste i s-au dat nume – “materie intunecata” si “energie intunecata” – dar cu asta nu aflam nimic concret despre natura acestei materii si acestei energii. Cu toate acestea, ar fi foarte important sa aflam mai multe – in definitiv, energia intunecata creaza in continuu noi “teritorii” spatiale si temporale, iar despre “materia intunecata” se afirma ca face, prin forta gravitationala pe care o exercita, ca galaxiile sa nu o ia razna.

2. Viata

Fiecare dintre noi stie ca este mai mult decat o simpla adunatura de molecule. Intrebarea care se pune este: de ce? Tot asa, oricine stie ca un copac este viu, iar masa de acasa nu este vie. Iarasi, trebuie pusa intrebarea “de ce?” Biologii aproape ca au renuntat sa defineasca fenomenul pe care il numim viata, incercand, in schimb, sa gaseasca metode de a “aduce la viata” diferite combinatii de molecule. “In mod bizar, scrie Michael Brooks, “in limbajul chimiei, candidatul cel mai plauzibil la titlul de amestec chimic nascator de viata are o structura similara detergentului pe care-l folosim pentru spalatul rufelor”…

3. Moartea

In biologie, tot ceea ce este viu moare, la un moment dat – insa o explicatie buna a acestui fenomen lipseste. Exista ceva indicii – de exemplu, ca imbatranirea este reglata prin activarea si dezactivarea genelor, dar daca teoria evolutionista este corecta, aceste activari si dezactivari nu ar fi trebuit sa supravietuiasca selectiei naturale. De asemenea, se spune ca ceea ce este viu moare din cauza acumularii defectelor genetice. Cu toate acestea, exista o multime de balene si broaste testoase care imbatranesc ridicol de incet. Asadar, daca am reusi sa elucidam misterul mortii, ar fi o veste buna pentru generatiile urmatoare – desi, probabil, nu si pentru planeta Pamant.

4. Inmultirea pe cale sexuala

Chiar daca Darwin a avut zece copii, el nu a putut intelege de ce aproape toate formele de viata biologica recurg la reproducerea pe cale sexuala, si nu la clonarea asexuala. La urma urmelor, reproducerea sexuala este o modalitate de reproducere foarte ineficienta. Dupa doua secole, tot nu cunoastem raspunsul. Explicatia cea mai raspandita, aceea ca amestecarea genelor ne face mai capabili sa facem fata unor conditii de mediu schimbatoare, pare plauzibila, dar dovezile clare sunt foarte putine la numar. “Pentru moment”, scrie Michael Brooks in The Guardian, “reproducerea sexuala pare sa existe doar pentru ca si masculii sa aiba un rol in viata”.

5. Liberul arbitru

Specialistii in domeniul neurologiei sunt aproape convinsi ca liberul arbitru nu este decat o iluzie. Din experientele lor reiese ca creierul ne permite sa ne inchipuim ca ne controlam trupul, dar, in realitate, miscarile trupului incep cu o fractiune de secunda inainte ca noi sa luam decizia constienta de a face respectiva miscare. Au existat deja cazuri in care cercetatori au fost chemati la procese pentru a depune marturie ca acuzatii nu sunt vinovati de faptele lor. Viitorul justitiei este in mare pericol, daca stiinta va dovedi ca liberul arbitru este o iluzie.

existentiale matematico-logice

1.)O pisica alba se urca intr-un copac.Cum se da jos?

2.)In ce sticla nu poti pune lapte?

3.)Intr-un copac sunt 5 pisici.Una se da jos.Cati mati mai sunt in copac acum?

4.)Intr-un acvariu sunt 10 pesti.Unul se inneaca.Cati pesti au ramas in acvariu?

5.)O vrabie merge intr-o zi 100 de pasi.Cati pasi va merge vrabia in 2 zile?

sâmbătă, 3 octombrie 2009

existentiale requested 4 fun

  1. Perfectiunea sta in repetitie dar daca nimeni nu poate fi perfect, ce rost are sa repeti?
  2. Cum arunci la gunoi un cos de gunoi?
  3. Daca un ghicitor poate sa giceasca numerele la loto, de ce nu e bogat?
  4. De fapt, atunci cand omul a descoperit ca vaca da lapte, ce cauta el de fapt in acel moment?
  5. De ce oamenii te cred pe cuvint cind le spui ca exista 400 milioane de stele pe cer, dar cind le spui ca aceasta banca a fost proaspat vopsita, cred ca glumesti?
  6. De ce Tarzan nu are barba?
  7. Cum se va numi epoca care va succede epoca contemporana?
  8. Daca penisul se micsoreaza la apa rece, de ce nu se mareste la apa calda?
  9. Cu ce viteza se deplaseaza intunericul?
  10. Cum ar arata scaunele, daca am avea genunchii la spate?
  11. De ce femeile nu merg niciodata singure la WC?
  12. De ce in avioane se impart veste de inot, in loc de parasute?

bond raspunde la existentiale:))

1. De ce pentru a inchide programul Windows trebuie apasat mai intai pe "START"?
R: Il poti inchide si fara start

2. Daca un cuvant este scris gresit intr-un dictionar, cum ne dam seama?
R: Iti poti da seama doar daca ai o alta versiune de dictionar mai noua, eventual daca esti mai destept decat dictionarul

3. De ce oile nu intra la apa cand ploua dar lana intra?
R: Este ca si cu penele...

4. Daca faci dragoste cu clona ta, te masturbezi?
R: I love this one.Probabil ca da, sau cel mai probabil o face clona mea, se poate considera ca si cum as fi facut'o eu

5. Ce faci cand vezi ca un animal pe cale de disparitie mananca o planta pe cale de disparitie?
R: This one is cool. L'as lasa sa manance floare dupa care as manca animalul, cu ocazia asta voi ajunge si eu pe cale de disparitie.

6. Daca politia aresteaza un mim, ii spun ca are dreptul sa nu zica nimic?
R: 100% ii va spune.

7. De ce nu se scufunda vapoarele cand ploua?
R: Daca ar ploua cu josul'n sus cu siguranta se vor rasturna.

8. Daca lumea e o scena, unde sta publicul ?
R: Nu cred ca exista vreo diferenta avand in vedere ca lumea face parte din public, iar daca trebuie sa dau neaparat un raspuns concret as spune ca ar sta unul peste celalalta.

9. De ce nu fac mancare pentru pisici cu aroma de soarece?
R: Din fericire au facut.

10. Daca uleilul de masline e facut din masline, uleiul de bebelusi din ce e facut?
R: Vezi pe ambalaj.

11. De ce cuvantul abreviere e un cuvant asa de lung?
R: Pentru ca contine 9 litere

12. Daca azi sunt 0 grade si maine va fi de 2 ori mai frig, cate grade vor fi ?
R: I so suck at math... I'll skip this one for smartasses.

13. Daca oamenii vad pasarele cand se lovesc la cap, ce vad pasarelele cand se lovesc?
R: Pasarile vad stelute cand se lovesc la cap.

14. Daca omul a evoluat din maimuta, de ce mai exista si maimute?
R: Daca femela maimuta nu i'ar fi zapacit de cap probabil ca nu mai existau maimute in ziua de azi. Oricum nu cred in asemenea teorie.

15. De ce putem gasi un loc de parcare rezervat pentru handicapati in fata patinoarelor?
R: Eu nu am vazut niciun loc de parcare pentru handicapati, asta ma face handicapat?

16. Teoretic vorbind: Din moment ce in America se arunca cu orez la nunti, nu ar trebui ca in China sa se arunce cu hambugeri?
R: Nu cu hamburgers ci cu porumb si cartofi.

17. Doar o curiozitate: Cum stie un nevazator, ca s-a sters suficient cu hartie igienica?
R: Exista o singura explicatie la intrebarea asta. Nevazatorul stie sigur cat se sterge atat timp cat foloseste mana in loc de hartie igienica.

18. Asta e si curiozitatea mea: Ce face un actor porno ca sa se distreze in timpul liber?
R: Se aseaza pe un scaun cu susul'n jos in timp ce se uita la un film porno.

de ce nu sunt smart - requested - remake


de ce nu sunt smart?
andra e asa de smart.
o venerez pentru asta
si dan e smart
se exprima atat de filozofic8->
trebuie sa ma uit in dictionar cand citesc comentariile de la ei
sau postarile
si bond e smart
are atat de multe vorbe inteligente
si sfaturi bune
si e amuzant
si are replici pentru orice
te poate sa faci sa crezi in ideile lui chiar daca esti impotriva lui
si mereu e cu un pas inaintea mea
stie germana
stie engleza
i am not that smart
eu ma simt inferioara
de fapt chiar sunt
cred ca sunt cea mai ne-smart(sa nu zic proasta) din grup
desi ma dau cea mai desteapta
cred ca ma duc in baie(in fundu gradinii,unde sunt paienjeni, sa ma tai cu lama)
nu merit sa mai traiesc
i am not worthy
ma simt emo in preajma lor.
imi vine sa plang
cred ca o sa plang
dar nu de fata cu ei sa nu vada ca sunt vulnerabila
vreau sa fiu si eu smart ca si ei8->
dar nu pot pentru ca sunt prea crocanta
nu pot spune inculta(din pacate am citit mult la viata mea)
si tot nu m-a ajutat cu nimic cititu


va iubesc schatys(vb ta mai smart frend)