bond 'bout justin bieber

So let's begin...
Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. His voice sounds like a young girl's. Some of his most well known songs are One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, basically all about girls or love, however the songs sound more proper for possibly, a more mature male singer or rapper. Also, in his song one time, he happens to repeat one time many more times than once. Just to sum this definition up, he's a 15 year old boy who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty and sings love songs to impress girls.
That was just an introduction, now let's count 'em.
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Now I will quote from possible FANS:
1) OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!
2) QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
3) OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
4) No way, this 15 year old prepubescent boy is soo dreamy.
5) OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
Of course there can be many more just don't wanna be more HARSH.
Let's go back in time... back for a while see what we can find, oh yes...
*Years ago*
Girls: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girls: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my mum didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
This is the life we live in no matter how hard we will try to understand girls these days they will always be the same.
Cheers.
Bond